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Attempted theft from Lincoln school shed

By CWilson_TG  |  Posted: December 03, 2013

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Police are warning people to keep their sheds and outbuildings secure after a shed was broken into at South Hykeham School at the weekend.

Nothing was stolen during the incident which took place at some point between November 29 and December 2.

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  • theknowitall  |  December 04 2013, 5:56PM

    gsx1100, I think you could be right but it would have to be on the basis that the phantom shed burglar tells someone where he is going that night. If he doesn't then the squad are going to be trying to piece together a local shed break in with golfing accident at GlenEagles.

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  • gsx1100  |  December 04 2013, 12:29PM

    Punishment for you, CardiffImp? no way. You should be commended. How many people, who catch a miscreant, would teach them golf as part of their rehabilitation? At least if a damaged intruder is found, the authorities will heading for theknowitalls door and not ours. Good job really, he seems a bit of a wrong 'un.

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  • CardiffImp  |  December 04 2013, 11:53AM

    ... sorry gsx 1100, I promise to be a good boy from now on, please don't send me to the naughty step. Can I have my 5 iron back though as I borrowed it from theknowitall :)

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  • gsx1100  |  December 04 2013, 11:33AM

    From past experience, I know the authorities peruse these pages. So for the record, I have built a naughty step down the bottom of my garden. Any intruder caught will be made to sit on it for 10 minutes to reflect on their wrongdoing, and will also be asked to say sorry before being allowed to leave.

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  • CardiffImp  |  December 03 2013, 11:24PM

    ... I prefer a 5 iron myself :)

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  • theknowitall  |  December 03 2013, 7:24PM

    My shed not only has an alarm but is also protected by a 1 wood and a cricket bat and there will be no need for a third umpire.

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